I deleted the texts from before this, but I asked my mom what she was watching and she said Goodfellas.
Susan: I LOVE CHEESEBURGERS
Daniel: YES ME TOO
Daniel: ME THREE
Daniel: ME FOUR
Susan: does your penis like them? /michelle
Daniel: LMFAO
Daniel: your penis is a cheeseburger
Susan: that would be interesting
Susan: if they were cheeseburgers, maybe i wouldn’t be so grossed out by the idea of putting my mouth on one
Susan: ;-)
Daniel: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[we’re watching Buffy online together]
Susan (9:00 pm): back
Heather (9:06 pm): ok sorry i just got a bit sidetracked with pooh pics
Susan: LMAO
Susan: mmmmk
Susan: more?
Susan: though i’m finding this quite upsetting
Heather: he’s so very cute and fat and cuddly
Susan: LMAO
Heather: ho
Heather: LMFAOOOOOOO
Susan: umm you’re a ho?
Heather: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Heather: that was supposed to be go
Susan: it took me a minute to figure that out
Heather: LMFAOOOOOOOO
Heather: whooo
Heather: ok now go
Heather: ho
Daniel is available
♫ Raining Men (Feat. Nicki Minaj) - Rihanna 1s ago
Susan: does Rihanna need an umbrella for all the men?
Daniel: ASK NICKI MINAJ
Susan: no thanks
Daniel: lmao
Daniel: ask lady gaga
Susan: nooooooo thanks
Daniel: lmao
Daniel: I’ve revoked most of my dislike for nicki minaj
Daniel: because lady gaga takes that big fucking cake
Susan: can i have some?
Susan: wait, i don’t like cake
Susan: never mind
[at the same time]
Susan: does she have pie?
Daniel: pie
Daniel: lmaoooo
Susan: LMAO
Daniel is available
♫ Everybody Hurts - R.E.M. 1s ago
Daniel: DON’T LET YOURSELF GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Susan: <333333333
Susan: yes, i hate letting myself goo
Susan: very sticky
Susan: sometimes i love Torchwood
Susan: but i prefer complaining about it
Daniel: your mom feels the same way about you!
Daniel: LMAOOOOOOO
Susan: SHE PROBABLY DOES
Also:
Daniel: if Adele was a dog
Daniel: she could sing “Rolling in the Pee”
Might as well throw in:
[eating a clementine]
Heather: the worst part about eating this is that you have to peel it
Heather: i don’t like sticking my fingers in it
Susan: me neither and that is what he said
Heather: im making a big mess with this thing
Susan: i tend to do that as well
Susan: napkins = your friend
Susan: and a bowl
Heather: i do have a bo0wl
Susan: LMAO
Susan: go0d
Heather: shut it im typing with only my pinky
Heather: here’s another sexy black shit
Heather: LMAOOO
Heather: *shirt
(I’m on my mother’s HP Mini because my computer isn’t working)
Susan: Breathe Me <333
Daniel: <3
Daniel: almost the exact opposite of Goodbye Earl
Susan: vagagag
Susan: LMFAOOOOOOOO
Daniel: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Susan: i meant bahahaha
Daniel: LFMAOOOOOOOOO
Susan: this computer is so tiny
Daniel: the problem with listening to rap songs with headphones
Daniel: I can’t tell if someone is knocing on the door
Susan: LMFAO
Daniel: #whitegaygirlproblems
Susan that’s so funny because i just knocked on my mom’s door and she didn’t answer…maybe i was somehow actually knocking on your door
Susan #halfdrunkreasoning
Heather: wheres dan when i need him to tell me what to watch?
Susan: work
Heather: pfft work
Heather: idk what to do
Heather: why can’t i make a damn decision
Susan: you can help me plan this wedding…one of my facebook characters is getting married to one of Dan’s
Heather: ….
Susan: lmaoo
Susan: it’s May 10
Susan: so we have some time
Susan: but yeah
Heather: or how about you just name any film i’ve mentioned in this conversation and i’ll watch it
Susan: Bright Star
Heather: i knew you’d say that one
Heather: i’m going to watch this animated cats movie
